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<DIV class=quote>Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard &amp; Visa<BR>钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 <BR> <BR>One should love animals. They are so tasty.<BR>每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃<BR><BR>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<BR>要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡<BR> <BR>Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. <BR>要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道<BR> <BR>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <BR>每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个<BR> <BR>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<BR>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛<BR> <BR>The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. <BR>聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来<BR> <BR>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <BR>成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)<BR> <BR>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <BR>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好<BR> <BR>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <BR>爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养<BR> <BR>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <BR>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩<BR> <BR>Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <BR>现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧<BR> <BR>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <BR>应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来<BR> <BR>Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? <BR>努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明<BR> <BR>Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! <BR>工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作<BR> <BR>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <BR>神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地<BR> <BR>When two’s company, three’s the result! <BR>两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!<BR> <BR>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <BR>服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看<BR> <BR>The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn<BR>学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着 <BR><BR></DIV>