这是你不得不知道的CFA

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kankan

best part is sarcasm, as always.

1) Its not that tough that they make you believe. CFA is very do-able.
If its not do-able, who would pay for it anyways?

2) CFA is 80% hard work and 20% intelligence.
Thing is, we got 100% intelligence, but no hard work.

3) An average joe can clear the program provided that he/she does not give up hope.
and that joe may have to pay more than $5k.

4) CFA is difficult because you’ll have to give up on your social life for the three years that you’re doing it.
that is so sad, cant we just study for CFA in sex?

5) It is much more difficult to clear the exams while you are working
rather its much more difficult to work when u are preparing CFA

6) Thus, if possible take atleast 1 ( better 2) levels while you’re still in college
or not

7) Clearing only 1 level or clearing only 2 levels does not carry any weight. You have to clear all three levels before you can make the exams work for you.
like always, u only claim trophy at the end of game

8) CFA alone will not calapult you to the $100,000 job 99% of the times.
whatever u r, be a good one.

11) it is not a subsitute of FRM ( and vice versa)
damn it, another certification exam?

12) You’re not going to seem attractive to chicks in a bar only because you hold a charter
i am no man, what's the point to be attractive to other hot chicks? unless im a lesbian?

13) People don’t get that much impresed that you’re a CFA unless they are CFA level 1 candidates
so true

14) the feeling of passing level 1 is the great, level 2 is good and level 3 is just ok
15) The happiness of passing Level 1 lasts 1 week, level 2 lasts 2 days and level 3 lasts a few hours.
what else could u expect from an exam? on bright side, orgasm may last well below a min or 20sec

16) Schweser is the best
o, really?

21) you’ll forget what you studied by the time you complete your course.
some people forgot about their sex partners the next day, im much better!

27) apply for a 2 week leave before the exam , well in advance .
or fire your boss

29) Ethics is BY FAR the most scoring and important topic in exam ( especially in level 1)
i know this is coming, ethics is only important for lowbies, hi profile elites only screw it

32) NOT Everyone who studies for 300 hours for L2 shall pass that exam
33) L2 is very difficult. Abt 4 times more difficult than L1
u gotta be kidding on me. 300 hours? and not even enough?

34) If possible, form a study group
35) Don’t start hitting on the girls in the study group. If prone to such activities, study alone
gosh, i really hate u. whats the point for study grp if no hot chicks?

36) Talk to your friends regularly on weekends. take out 1 hour on both days for this purpose. This will ave you from burning out
my friends suck, and CFA exam is my excuse to avoid those suckers

37) Have a beer when you’re frustated of this F&&&& exam
or have a real F

39) Don’t let people fool you into thinking that you can pass the exam in 2 weeks. That won’t happen unless you’re John Nash.
gotta blame my dad why didnt name me John

41) It makes immense sense to talk to someone who has cleared your level (recently) before starting actual preparation
like a virgin consult a tramp?

46) Do not send the picture postcards you received with CFA registration to anyone, that’ll instantly classify you as nerd
omg, i was gonna send it to my GF for proposal.

49) If you fail once, don’t give up. If you fail twice, continue if situations were outside your control. If you fail thrice, leave it.
doesnt this contradict your saying an average joe could pass as long as dont give up? u liar!

50) Degrees, Education, Charters, Exams are all of zero importance if you do not maintain good relationships with people. That’s the single most important thing that i’ve learnt over the three years in this program
seems to me u are implying u messed up with some hot chicks in your study grp! nerd

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