*Department of Economics, Social Science Centre, University of Western Ontario, London, Canada N6A 5C2. I thank Frank Bacon, Danny Bernoulli, Chuck Darwin, Pete Fermat, Chuck Fourier, Eddy Gibbon, Dave Hilbert, Joe Lagrange, Fred Nietzsche, and Bert Russell for valuable discussions. All errors are attributed to stultification resulting from Canada's climate and its first-best beers.