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The graduate school you got them.
TOEFL IELTS you yet?
Your civil service exam yet?
What an event you organized?
What you as a college student?
You won a scholarship it?
Who you see who the big flower looks beautiful hot
Who you see who bought the dress is so pretty
Who you see who is really looking for a mobile phone
Who paid you to see who looks beautiful boyfriend
You also want to burn a big flower.
You want to buy clothes.
You also want to change the phone.
You also want to make a boyfriend.
You sleep at night two o'clock, ten o'clock onwards. The computer you sit in front of an afternoon on the campus, call one night zombies.
You on Monday the park, singing on Tuesday, Wednesday get-together. Sister were shopping on Thursday to accompany you on Friday, got left home three dollars in his pocket.
Saturday you go to interview people you stay here, you cynical like telling anyone that he did not graduate What is a man, what a big deal.
Yes ah, he does not do is to test the TOEFL IELTS,
Is not he the May Fourth Medal What took a field grade
What he does is the student president
He did not test the top five every year is the What
What he does is off-campus part-time
People play across the line of fire a day, you can play along.
People take a big SLR, daily art, as you also followed art.
All kinds of people every day, concert, followed everywhere you blind to see.
People's father was a high official, your father do?
The mother is the senior people, your mother?
People are hungry do not work a lifetime, you?
** Hehe you play along with others across the line of fire?
** Oh you play in that zombies do, you had to show off your clearance.
How can you pass the customs? People have money to study abroad through the customs, and you will pass you off right at home.
Bo straight people can learn, and you will pass your off it.
You will pass your customs it.
You graduate to the graduate.
You say, Mom, I'm broke, give me.
You say, Mom, my clothes are old.
You say, Mom, really crowded bus, I want to drive.
You say, Mom, really expensive house, you give me a down payment pad.
I rub, you owe your mother.
I rub, the world owes you.
You graduate to the graduate.
Your resume than your face is also clean.
You are renowned interviewer said that although I have not organized any activities, but I have strong organizational skills.
** You do when the interviewer.
When the interviewer you are your mother, you say she believed.
When the interviewer is a relief to your Department, to give you food and clothing it.
You graduate to the graduate.
Ang the face you every day, whom you see it.
You met with the student leadership has also a kind of lofty, Who are you looking for them.
Students say the water is too deep, which is shady, you have a skill level of their trip ah
Have a skill you go, you waste them all, ah
You graduate to the graduate.
You did not even attended a job fair.
You say no one who participated.
His family to start his own a company, do your home, your family did not share even a pancake.
Earn selling pancake day 300, you, you will not even have to earn their meal money does not come out.
When you are really proud of themselves.
You graduate to the graduate.
Also one year away from graduation you think it.
Yesterday, a large company so and so was recorded.
Today, the so and so into the state-owned enterprises.
You tell yourself, tomorrow I have to vote a resume.
Had to wait until tomorrow to vote a resume.
What you have to vote to vote,
In addition, when playing zombie vote watermelon, what will you vote?
You graduate to the graduate.
When asked to find your job yet?
Others say earlier, the find.
You hum and haw to say, look.
What do you think?
This is the Lantern Festival when you visit it?
People have a pit of a turnip, and
You see what fresh.
You graduate to the graduate!
You graduate to the graduate!
Do you know you graduate last year!
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