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一博士师兄彪悍训斥研究生女友:轮你毕业了,你傻了吧?! [推广有奖]

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oo0oo088 发表于 2010-11-10 10:26:08
真够彪悍的

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mokaweiwei 发表于 2010-11-10 11:42:10
关键在于自身努力

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sunhuayu 发表于 2010-11-10 14:30:15
一声叹息。

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nehmen 发表于 2010-11-10 15:00:15
非常犀利额

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nehmen 发表于 2010-11-10 15:00:58
非常犀利额

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nalanmucun 发表于 2010-11-11 07:52:00
说的真好,支持。
我们奋斗不是为了“和某些人坐在一起喝咖啡”。
痕迹!!!

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fufeng8483 在职认证  发表于 2010-11-11 07:55:24
顶,有点意思

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traderRe 发表于 2010-11-11 08:08:12
google 翻译

The graduate school you got them.
TOEFL IELTS you yet?
Your civil service exam yet?
What an event you organized?
What you as a college student?
You won a scholarship it?

Who you see who the big flower looks beautiful hot
Who you see who bought the dress is so pretty
Who you see who is really looking for a mobile phone
Who paid you to see who looks beautiful boyfriend

You also want to burn a big flower.
You want to buy clothes.
You also want to change the phone.
You also want to make a boyfriend.

You sleep at night two o'clock, ten o'clock onwards. The computer you sit in front of an afternoon on the campus, call one night zombies.
You on Monday the park, singing on Tuesday, Wednesday get-together. Sister were shopping on Thursday to accompany you on Friday, got left home three dollars in his pocket.
Saturday you go to interview people you stay here, you cynical like telling anyone that he did not graduate What is a man, what a big deal.
Yes ah, he does not do is to test the TOEFL IELTS,
Is not he the May Fourth Medal What took a field grade
What he does is the student president
He did not test the top five every year is the What
What he does is off-campus part-time

People play across the line of fire a day, you can play along.
People take a big SLR, daily art, as you also followed art.
All kinds of people every day, concert, followed everywhere you blind to see.

People's father was a high official, your father do?
The mother is the senior people, your mother?
People are hungry do not work a lifetime, you?

** Hehe you play along with others across the line of fire?
** Oh you play in that zombies do, you had to show off your clearance.
How can you pass the customs? People have money to study abroad through the customs, and you will pass you off right at home.
Bo straight people can learn, and you will pass your off it.
You will pass your customs it.

You graduate to the graduate.
You say, Mom, I'm broke, give me.
You say, Mom, my clothes are old.
You say, Mom, really crowded bus, I want to drive.
You say, Mom, really expensive house, you give me a down payment pad.

I rub, you owe your mother.
I rub, the world owes you.

You graduate to the graduate.
Your resume than your face is also clean.
You are renowned interviewer said that although I have not organized any activities, but I have strong organizational skills.
** You do when the interviewer.
When the interviewer you are your mother, you say she believed.
When the interviewer is a relief to your Department, to give you food and clothing it.

You graduate to the graduate.
Ang the face you every day, whom you see it.
You met with the student leadership has also a kind of lofty, Who are you looking for them.
Students say the water is too deep, which is shady, you have a skill level of their trip ah
Have a skill you go, you waste them all, ah

You graduate to the graduate.
You did not even attended a job fair.
You say no one who participated.
His family to start his own a company, do your home, your family did not share even a pancake.
Earn selling pancake day 300, you, you will not even have to earn their meal money does not come out.
When you are really proud of themselves.

You graduate to the graduate.
Also one year away from graduation you think it.
Yesterday, a large company so and so was recorded.
Today, the so and so into the state-owned enterprises.
You tell yourself, tomorrow I have to vote a resume.
Had to wait until tomorrow to vote a resume.
What you have to vote to vote,
In addition, when playing zombie vote watermelon, what will you vote?

You graduate to the graduate.
When asked to find your job yet?
Others say earlier, the find.
You hum and haw to say, look.
What do you think?
This is the Lantern Festival when you visit it?
People have a pit of a turnip, and
You see what fresh.

You graduate to the graduate!
You graduate to the graduate!
Do you know you graduate last year!

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traderRe 发表于 2010-11-11 08:11:19
再翻译回去

研究生院,你得到了他们。
托福雅思你的呢?
您的公务员考试吗?
什么事件你组织的?
你作为一名大学生?
你赢了奖学金呢?

谁是谁,你看到美丽的大花看起来热
谁看到谁买了衣服真漂亮
谁看到谁是真正寻找一个移动电话
谁给了你,看看谁的男友看上去很美

你也想刻录一大花。
你想买的衣服。
你也想改变手机。
你也想打个男朋友。

你在晚上两点钟睡觉,十点以后。您在计算机上的一个下午,坐在前面的校园,一个晚上打电话僵尸。
星期一你在公园,星期二唱歌,星期三联欢会。妹妹在周四陪你购物上周五,家中就剩他的口袋里三美元。
周六你去面试的人你留下来,你愤世嫉俗,他喜欢告诉别人没有毕业是什么人,什么大不了的了。
是啊,他不这样做是测试托福雅思,
他不是五四奖章校级采取了什么
他所做的是学生会主席
他没有考试的最高五年每年是什么
他所做的是在校外兼职

人们跨越火线玩了一天,你可以跟着玩。
人们有一个大的反光,每日艺术,你也跟着艺术。
所有各类人民每天,音乐会,盲目跟着你到处看看。

人的父亲是大官,你的父亲吗?
母亲是高级的人,你妈妈呢?
人们饿一辈子不工作,你呢?

**呵呵你玩一起穿过火线别人呢?
**哦,你扮演僵尸做什么,你炫耀你的许可。
你怎么可以通过海关?人有钱,研究通过海关出国,你会从你身边溜走了宾至如归。
柏直人可以学习,你会通过你的机器。
你会通过你的习俗了。

你毕业的毕业生。
你说,妈妈,我破产了,给我。
你说,妈妈,我的衣服都是旧的。
你说,妈妈,真的挤公交车,我想开车。
你说,妈妈,真的贵的房子,你给我一首付款垫。

我擦,你欠你的母亲。
我擦,这个世界欠你。

你毕业的毕业生。
你比你的脸恢复也干净。
你是著名的面试官说,虽然我没有组织任何活动,但我有较强的组织能力。
**你当面试官。
当面试官你就是你的妈妈,你说她相信。
当面试官是贵署救济,给你的食物和衣服的。

你毕业的毕业生。
昂面对你的每一天,你所看到它。
你遇见领导与学生也是一种崇高的一种,你是谁找他们。
学生们说,水是太深了,这是阴暗的,你有自己的技术水平之行啊
有本事你去,你浪费所有这些,啊

你毕业的毕业生。
你甚至没有参加招聘会。
你说没有一个谁参加了会议。
他的家人开始了自己的公司,做你的家,你的家人不同意,甚至一个煎饼。
卖煎饼一天赚300,你,你甚至不会赢得他们的饭钱不出来。
当你真的对自己感到自豪。

你毕业的毕业生。
此外一年毕业,你觉得远离它。
昨天,大公司某某人的记录。
今天,某某到国有企业。
你告诉自己,明天我要投简历。
不得不等到明天等待投票的简历。
你必须投票表决,
另外,当打僵尸投票西瓜,你会怎样投票?

你毕业的毕业生。
当记者问到你的工作找到了吗?
刚才也有人说,这一发现。
你支支吾吾地说,你看。
你怎么看?
这是元宵节,当您访问它?
人们有一个萝卜一个坑,
你看看有什么新鲜的。

你毕业的毕业生!
你毕业的毕业生!
你知道你去年毕业!

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a123702933 发表于 2010-11-11 08:13:39
这个这个,太犀利了,让人情何以堪啊。。。
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