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苏洲河8 发表于 2012-12-16 20:10:55 |AI写论文

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你还是“剩女”吗?你是否也想结束单身生活?情人节征婚可是个大好的时节!下面是09版情人节征婚广告,看看她们的标准是什么?是宁缺勿烂还是...... 虽然有点搞笑但还是真实的,希望对大家有所启发!
    "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.
    When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit...
    I came across this joke today. It’s absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
    "你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。
    当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。
    今天偶然看到一个笑话,虽然是玩笑但非常真实。
    What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 22)我理想的男友标准-原版(22岁时)
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises
    10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
    1.英俊
    2.有魅力
    3.有经济实力
    4.善于倾听
    5.机智
    6.良好的外形
    7.衣着有品味
    8.欣赏美好事物
    9.充满惊喜
    10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32) 我理想的男友标准-修订版(32岁时)
    1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    4. Listens more than talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes
    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
    1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
    2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
    3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
    4.少说多听
    5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
    6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
    7.至少有一条领带
    8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
    9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
    10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 42)  我理想的男友标准-修订版(42岁时)
    1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
    2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
    3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
    4. Nods head when I’m talking
    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    10. Shaves most weekends.
    1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
    2.我上车后才开车
    3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
    4.我说话的时候点头
    5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
    6.有足够的力气搬家具
    7.没有啤酒肚
    8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
    9.记得放下马桶座圈
    10.大多数周末会刮胡子
    What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52):我理想的男友标准-修订版(52岁时)
    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
    3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
    4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
    5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
    6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    9. Remembers my name on occasion
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沙发
凌子墨 发表于 2012-12-17 01:52:54
哪有52的剩女,那叫有故事的坚贞

建议把时间段改为三到五年
世上最遥远的距离,不是生与死的距离,不是天各一方,而是我就站在你面前,你却不知道我爱你。——张小娴

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