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1. Q) Why was the FX quant so unlucky with the ladies?
A) Because he always kept his dates short.

2. Q) Why do quants always have the best gardens?
A) Because they spend time so much time working on their trees and hedging!

3. Q) Why are quants so lucky?
A) Because they get to work with models all day.

4. Q) Why do quants never get ripped off in Bangkok?
A) Because they are experts in pricing exotics.

5. Q) Why did one quant say hush to the other?
A) Because he was working on the library!

6. Q) Why are quants always happy?
A) Because they are always working on their smiles.

7. Q) Who is a quant's favourite actor?
A) Heston

8. Q) Why was the quant willing to sell his own mother?
A) Because he figured out relative value!

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解：
1.dates short（约会时间短）
2.trees（二叉树，三叉树）；hedging（修围栏）
3.models（美女模特哦，好羡慕！！！）
4.exotics（外来植物，曼谷可是东南亚城市）
5.library（C++里的library，比如Quantlib）这个不太把握
6.smiles（波动率微笑）
7.Heston（著名演员Charlton Heston曾参演《真实的谎言》，暗指quant搞的数学模型是“真实的谎言”）这个不太把握
8.relative value（亲戚，亲属的价值）

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关键词：quant Ant Relative QuantLib Because 笑话

看看解释是什么样的 ！

what?

有几个不知道笑点，看看

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怎么解释

我看懂了哦

看看。。。
谢谢楼主的分享

有几个不知道笑点，看看

interesting... not sure about no7