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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
女一：嗨，我是汪达
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
女二：嗨，我是施尔维雅，妳怎么死的呢
1st woman: I froze to death.
我冻死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
好可怕
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What! a! bout you?
也没这样糟！在冷的发抖之后我感到温暖与沉睡最后就平静的死了
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
我是因为心脏病死的，我怀疑我先生欺骗，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看电视
1st woman: So, what happened?
喔，那发生什么事呢
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman at somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
我很确信一定有个女人在那里，我就跑遍整个屋子去找
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上顶楼找又下到地下室然后到每一个橱柜并查每一个床下
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attackand died.
我一直找遍每一个地方，最后我累跨了，并引发心脏病死了
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
太可惜了妳没有看一下冰箱，否则我们都还活着
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