1、正在打游戏,老婆让我给她扎马尾,我上去对着后脑勺“啪”就是一巴掌,老婆:“你TM干啥!”
我弯腰陪着笑脸说:“先拍个马屁。”
2、在微信上摇一摇调戏美女,发现美女就在附近,问美女约吗?
美女说:好,进卧室来,老娘给你准备了搓衣板。
3、刚刚老婆给我打电话,问我干嘛呢?我在打游戏,不敢告诉她,因为她不许我玩,玩起来就没时间理她了。
电话还没说两分钟,游戏就开团了,我急急忙忙的说:老婆,我电话没血了,等会冲过电打给你。。。
4、我问老公:有钱了会不会跟我离婚,或者找小三?
老公说:放心吧。。。我不会有钱的。
5、老公说手机找不到了,我就用我手机打着他电话满屋转,终于顺着声音在沙发下找到了。
我跪到地上,费了九牛二虎之力才把手机掏出来,他手机上赫然显示:臭婆娘来电。。。
我很负责人的说,这手机再也找不到了!
6、和老婆吵架,老婆闺蜜出主意:老公不道歉不改过就罚他一个月不准上床睡觉!
老婆白了闺蜜一眼:尽出馊主意,你是想惩罚他还是惩罚我啊。。
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