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During the waning days of communism in the Soviet Union, an inspector was encharged with visiting local poultry farmers and inquiring about the amount of feed they were giving their chickens. Central planning was still in effect and each farmer was allocated 15 Roubles to spend on chicken feed. [size=-1]One farmer very honestly answered that he spent five of the allocated 15 Roubles on chicken feed. The inspector took this to mean that the thieving farmer pocketed the other ten and promptly had him imprisoned. [size=-1]Hearing of this through the rumour mill, the next farmer down the road insisted that he spent all 15 Roubles on food for the chickens. The inspector saw this as a case of budget-padding and the farmer as a wasteful opportunist. He too was imprisoned. [size=-1]The third farmer heard of both episodes and was more prepared for the inspector's arrival. [size=-1]"How many of the 15 Roubles do you actually spend on chicken feed," asked the inspector. [size=-1]Like a true nascent capitalist, the farmer threw his hands in the air and answered, "hey! I give 15 Roubles to the chickens. They can eat whatever they want!"
苏联社会主义末期时，一个观察员专门负责调查当地的禽类农场主，询问他们养鸡需要用多少饲料。那时中央计划经济仍然在发挥作用。每个农场主被配给15卢布来饲养家禽。
第一个农场主非常诚实地说他用了15个卢布中的5个来养鸡。观察员认为这说明这个农场主私吞了剩下的五个卢布，立刻把他送进了监狱。
这个事情四下传播，所以第二个农场主吸取教训坚称他把15个卢布都用来喂鸡了。观察员认为这是一个滥用预算的典型，把这个农场主看成是铺张浪费的机会主义分子。结果他也被抓起来了。
第三个农场主听说了这两件事并做好了充分准备迎接观察员的到来。
“你到底用了15卢布中的多少来养鸡呢？”观察员问道。
就像一个新生的资本家一样，这个农场主挥舞着他的手回答道：“嗨，我给把15卢布给了鸡，他们爱吃多少吃多少”
原文来自：http://netec.mcc.ac.uk/jokec.html
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