看完这篇帖子,肯定会颠覆你的三观。
只可惜,我猜中了前头,却猜不中这结局。。。。。。
北美儒林外史
阳光依然灿烂
宵小教授流氓学官混世录
作者:百草风茂 (我相信大家看完之后,自然就知道作者是谁了)
介绍
讲述中国留学生毕业后在美国大学里的学术生涯中遭遇到的种种磨难:同事的妒忌,种族歧视,校园里学吏的横行霸道,教授招聘里的裙带关系,晋职过程中的胡作非为,等等。小说同时描述了来自台湾的老一代留学生和来自大陆的新一代留学生对待白种人的赤裸裸的种族歧视的不同态度。
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前言--借来箴言
Nothingmakes a job more miserable than having a bad boss.
工作上最倒霉的事莫过于碰到一个坏上司。
---DavidPerlmutter,Professor,University of Kansas, 《Chronicleof Higher Education》,November 26,2007。
The truthis, most of us walk on eggshells until we become full professors.To quote one45-year-old friend, newly promoted to that rank,"It’s great to finally beable to speak my mind at work."
真相就是,我们当中的绝大多数人,在做到正教授之前,都是如履薄冰。我们一个四十五岁刚刚升上正教授的朋友说道:“终于在工作的时候我能说出心里话了,这真是太了不起了。”
---WendyWilliams & Stephen Ceci,Professors,CornellUniversity,《Chronicle of Higher Education》,May 10,2007。
We allknow, or suspect, that tenure leads to senior faculty members’ bullying orsilencing junior members, or that tenured professors will try to keep out anapplicant who will not make them look good, or make sure that she has to leavethe department as soon as they can manage a departure, simply by voting to denytenure.
我们都晓得,或者怀疑,要么终身教职让资格深的教授去欺凌或者压抑资格浅的教授,要么拿到终身教职的教授尽力把一个让他们显得难看的申请人挡在门外,或者保证他们在能一抓到逼她离开的机会的时候,她就必须离开系里,简单的方法就是投票拒绝给她终身教职。
---StephenTrachtenberg, President, George Washington Universit,《Chronicleof Higher Education》,October 24,2008。